Are you talking about the freezer in the fridge or a deep freezer ?
My deep freezer has never been cleaned or defrosted. However........on Friday that will change. How did I get so lucky ? Well, I made friends with people over the years including at the library. One of these people is really into organizing things and people. She came over to my house one afternoon with her dh. The next thing I knew she had announced that my kitchen and pantry needed to be organized.
On Friday she is coming over to do something with the freezer. Since I know a good thing when I see it, I am going to do some serious cooking and baking. I am going to fix a cheddar, sausage, and apple quiche for our lunch. I'll either bake a cake or cookies.
The fridge ? I try to look pitiful and hope that my cleaning woman will clean it for me. Sometimes it does work......especially when she wants an excuse to hear something someone is trying to sell me. She did this the day the exterminator came over the first day before the baby Copperhead snake got in the house. You have to understand my cleaner......she's devoted to me plus she's got as much curiousity about things as a normal kitty cat. Somehow in our working relationship it became apparent that I was the one who had to kill the mice or get rid of them plus I had to deal with getting rid of snakes that came into the house.
So......you might describe me as being very good at using a fly swatter or the handle of a cane to get rid of varmits and critters, but I'm terrible at actually cleaning things with a sponge or Swiffer.
I'm much better at doing things than I let on. I keep a lot of paper towels in the house and I buy them on sale.