I have to share my story about how I got Mom off the Harvard/Radcliffe phone list.
Mom got a phone call almost 10 years ago from some young undergraduate student at Radcliffe who was all bubbly and excited and wanting Mom to contribute to her alma mater. The girl just plain rubbed me wrong and she didn't listen to me when I said that Mom wasn't interested. Then I went into a combination of Mom and Daddy (Daddy owned his own realty firm and Mom wrote advertising copy for an advertising agency when I was a child) at their very best. I said "Excuse me. Mom isn't interested in going back to tour the campus." The girl kept on talking. I got more assertive. I said "Mom did something that I doubt that you'll be doing." The girl said "What did she do ?" I said "She graduated in 27 months with her BA degree." The girl said "Oh. Well doesn't she want to contribute to the fund ?" Then I went in for the kill by saying "Mom isn't interested. Besides, I'm too busy spending her money on things that she wants to buy me. " The girl gasped and said "Oh".
Now I was lying like crazy to the student because Mom told me to get her off the phone list.
Mom was listening to what I was saying and she was howling with laughter.
Mom took great delight in the fact that she never got another phone call from Harvard after that. Her older sister kept on getting the phone calls. LOL. My aunt also graduated from Radcliffe, but she did it in 4 years.
Both my cell phone and the land line are on the Do Not Call list. I use the Caller ID to screen calls.