I swear this is true. No one can make this up. Just saw a commercial on a Disney channel for a unique toy. It is a plastic dog that plops out yellow plastic poop! This toy is named Doggie Poo, or maybe Doggie Doo in case you want to look for it.
Now, for all you frugal folks here at DG, I have a much less expensive idea. If you send me a prepaid small box offered by the post office and just $2 for handling, I will send you the real deal! We currently have a large supply, but orders will be filled in the order received. Please note that our suppliers are more than capable of filling back orders.
I am also prepared to make a second, even better offer! If your family prefers even more fun, send an even larger box with airholes as I can send one of our realistic dog poo making machines for long lasting family fun. Given last weekends activities I am very certain the poop machines are now in production and should be available for viewing in about 83 more days. Unlike the plastic version which is only in brown, our models will be available in additional colors.
Don't delay, be one of the first in your neighborhood to get one of our special offers. Operators are standing by.
I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand. ~Susan B. Anthony