I had a good laugh at the lady who got the yarn scarps at church. I have a similar story.
I go to church with a lot of snootie folks who are not thrifty and don't understand it.
I was complimented on an outfit one day and the person asked where did I get it.
I quickly replied "It was a Gift", so as not to embarriss myself or the asker.
However, my thrifty girlfriend who shops with me, was with me at the time and was listening to the conversation and asked me later,
"why did you lie?" To this I replied, It was not a lie, it really was a gift. I count it as a gift from God that I am frugal. I count it as a gift from God that this Item wasnt plucked from the Goodwill thrift store before I got there. I count it as a gift, that some person in the world didnt use it that much and gave it as a GIFT to Goodwill that they might sell it to me for a tiny profit. I count it as a Gift and the small cost I paid to get it was simply the shipping and handling fee.